Jokes «Men and Women» part 1

Men who pierce ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

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A little boy asked his father , "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son," replied his father, "I'm still paying for it"

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One guy to another: "I married Miss Right. I just didn't know that her first name was Always".

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A man and a woman had been together for a few months. The woman was extremely wealthy and the man was very poor and they both knew that their relationship was a bit of fun, but one night the man took the woman out for a romantic meal with all the trimmings.

“Will you marry me?” he asked her.

“Nor,” replied the woman.

“I didn’t think you would,” said the man.

“Well, why did you ask me then?” inquired the woman.

“Because I just wanted to know what it felt like


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