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Jokes «Men and Women» part 2

A husband caught his wife in bed with another man and fury pulled out a gun ready to shoot him.

‘No, no, don’t kill him,’ pleaded the wife. ‘Who do you think paid for the new car? And that holiday? And who do you think paid for Kevin to go to that private school?’

‘Was that you?’ said the husband to the man.

‘Yes,’ spluttered the man, nodding. ‘Well get your clothes on then,’ said the husband. ‘You don’t want to catch cold now, do you?’ more »

Jokes «Men and Women» part 1

Men who pierce ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.


A little boy asked his father , "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son," replied his father, "I'm still paying for it"

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